Warning: Never go to WebMD

Because if you do, you inevitably will be able to diagnose yourself with a multitude of deathly illnesses. I try my hardest to avoid going there but every now and again I am too curious/masochistic to resist. Why do I do this to myself? Why don't I consult a real physician? I'm not sure. I think this is a deep seeded fear of doctors whose root I am not exactly certain of. My parents love to tell a tale of me running naked through the doctors office in an attempt to escape the doctors cold, piercing needle. I would do that now if I wasn't so intimidated by the crowd of waiting room waiters seeing my white cellulitey ass jiggle out the door.


Except Dr. Gregory House, I don't like doctors.