Happy Holidays (in a singing baritone voice)

Oh aren't the holidays just filled with cheer and love and warmth and joy?

Or is it all the booze and food? I'm not sure, I don't care. The holidays are, uh, fun! Right, they're fun!

I've almost got all my gifts and I'm happy with them. I on the other hand really don't want a thing. REALLY. I'm serious! I don't want one single gift....well I would like a new wallet (like from Target) and maybe like a Starbucks card. But thats it!

I have a small house, people. I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, want any more crap to be brought inside my house. None. I am into minimal living, I don't like waste and I don't really need anything. I am as happy as can be with what I've got and really, if I need something I can buy it for myself. So, Internet, all this to say if you were thinking of getting me something, don't trouble yourself, OK?

Cool.

So, now that we have that out of the way lets all give a quick shout-out to Won over here. We had a mini-internet squabble but I think we're cool now. It was just a case of miscommunication, voice not coming through over the internet and that oh so special thing of thinking that what we type is not really real (like when you drunk email an old boyfriend at 2 am....not that I do that!)

Also, lets give a big ol' smooch to Kaylen over HERE cause she thinks I never talk to her anymore (not true though....I have about 247 outgoing emails to her in my sent box)

Gosh, who else have I offended lately??? Me and my big mouth are just going to go into hybernation for a while and eat the rest of the Chex Mix. So, see ya!